Stephen Colbert gleefully recaps the best signs at the No Kings protest

Mar 31, 2026 - 14:01
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Stephen Colbert gleefully recaps the best signs at the No Kings protest
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The No Kings protest continued over the weekend, with thousands of people gathering together across the US to protest President Donald Trump and his administration.

And as always, people came with signs.

In the clip above, Stephen Colbert runs through some notable examples, including a large banner reading "Jimmy Kimmel has higher ratings than you!" ("I like that one," Colbert says) and a gigantic defecating inflatable of the president.

"Perhaps most impressive of all was this inflatable Trump pooping directly onto the constitution," says Colbert, playing footage of the impressive balloon. "That is mwah. Spectacular craftsmanship, above all else. Whoever made that should be proud, because one day their grandchild will ask them how they resisted the rise of American fascism, and they can proudly say: 'Well Tyler, your grandma and I worked round the clock with a team of fellow patriots to answer the eternal question of democracy, Can we make an angry balloon that looks like it's pooping fire? Yes, you can.'"